Thursday, May 08, 2008

Lemon pile + scuffle

Foto: DYN via Perfil
Around 3 pm yesterday, a truck carrying 200 tons of lemons lost its load. Thousands of lemons rained down from the elevated highway 9 de Julio (at San Juan Ave). No one was hurt. But the pile of lemons left in the accident's wake proved too tempting to onlookers. Authorities tried to ward off the fruitophiles, but when an automated shovel on wheels (I don't know the proper word for this) started crushing and exploding the lovely lemons, some lost it. Looters pushed authorities aside and rushed the pile. There was one arrest (see photo below). But after about 7 pm, the tussle ended. Purses and pockets could be lined with lemons without incident. Dramatic, no? Clarín told the story well, complete with quotes from a woman who wanted to bring fallen lemons to her soup kitchen. Perfil declared that it was straight from the movies: The only element lacking was Karadagian, (which sent me to Wikipedia, because I haven't the foggiest re: Argentine wrestler/actors).

Foto: Clarín
Naturally, youtube.com has footage of the lemons raining down.


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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Retrograde

Los Kirchner


It's a bit like watching old boxers fight. That's the image that comes to mind. Old boxers. Fascinating for curiosity's sake, the sight of two aged pugilists putting their thickening bodies through the fighter's ballet at half speed. Of course it's sad too.

I'm not talking about boxers, not really. I'm talking of cold warriors; the boxing image came to mind as I read a recent tit-for-tat between Richard Gott and Celia Szusterman in the Guardian. For those who don't know them, she is a Spanish and Latin American Studies academic known for writing things about los Kirchner's "failed governance" and ticking off South American "new leftists". In the red trunks we have Gott, a journalist known for displaying a picture of Stalin in his house (if the sometimes unreliable Wikipedia is to be believed) and resigning as the Guardian's literary editor after being busted for accepting KGB junkets.* Together, they solve crimes.

Well, not exactly. Together they rehash Cold War arguments with the kind of stolid monotony one expects from dull bovines and brain-battered boxers. Waging the 1960's (still) from an obscure and rusty seat on the left, Gott ignores all evidence to the contrary (i.e. daily reality) in his portrait of the Kirchner's as Leftist heroes standing up for civil rights, national reconciliation, and racial recognition and equality in the face of a rigidly racist and classist middle and upper class rife with an ahistorical belief in Argentina's Europeanism. Talking from the unreasonably naive side of those who labor under the Eurocentric fantasy of a perfect technocratic liberal democracy, Szusterman glosses over centuries of class ruling class discrimination in portraying Los Kirchner as just another pair of populist authoritarians facing a well-meaning middle class. As first I wished the battle had been between Gott and our favorite right wing nutbag and dictatorship apologist (1, 2) Mary Anastasia O'Grady (who presumably has traveled to Latin America once in her life, though you wouldn't know it by reading her). But then I thought, no, this is more interesting than a cliché--this is a real argument.

What makes it interesting is that they're both a little right...and a whole lot wrong. Gott's right that the non-European groups, especially in the "interior", have long been ignored by Argentina's white elites, and Szusterman's unfortunate statement that "repeated censuses have noted that the population of Argentina is 90% white" is a laughable paean to a history of institutional and internalized racism (though I could be convinced that 90% of the population has at least one paleface in the family tree). On the other hand, Szusterman's correct when she notes that "Violence and constant breaches of the law are tolerated or encouraged; the business of government is conducted almost secretively," while Gott's portrayal of Los Kirchner as a team of reconciliation uncynically building a new and brighter Argentina is a joke.

I suppose what I'm trying to say is that watching ideological warriors trot out their Argentina suits is depressing and severely unhelpful. Argentina has real problems and it is of no help to be told that I live in a proto-socialist utopia or that if we just tried a little harder we could be just like Germany. The Kirchners do use caudillo tactics, they do use the government purse to stay in power, and they do look the other way when those breaking the law are their allies. And, no, Argentina will never be Spain or Germany; maybe it's not supposed to be. As much as they talk, neither Gott nor Szusterman are doing much to help figure out what the next step should be.

* Journalist ethics restrictions have certainly gotten tougher over the years: according to current NYT policies, I can't even take a free night in a hotel these days. Thanks, man.


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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Smoky

What's the weather forecast for today? Same as yesterday: Smoky. (Left, a nice little icon on weather.com sums it up.)

Last night, at about 3AM or so, our smoke detector went off. Our apartment smelled just like we forgot to open the flue to our fireplace... if we had a fireplace, which we don't. Actually, the scarier reference point I have is with the smoky aftermath of September 11 in downtown Manhattan. The fires around the twin towers burned for days and days... But I can recall that that smell was more acidic and tragic. This blander smoke is from dry grass burning north of the city. Clarín reports today that the Minister of the Interior now says that 70,000 hectáreas (about 270 square miles) are burning in something like 300 fires. Crítica spoke to Civil Defense Director Dan Russo who advises city dwellers to keep their windows and doors closed and to place rags in any gaps to keep the smoke away. In the article, Russo also says the smoke is an irritant but that it is not toxic.

Photo lifted from Crítica


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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Simpsons y "La 'Dictadura' de Perón"

Censorship's just not what it used to be. When word got out that an upcoming Simpsons episode suggested that Untouchable Hero Juan Perón was a dictator who 'disappeared' people, Lorenzo Pepe, a former congressional deputy and now secretary general of the National Institute of Juan Peron, asked that the episode be banned (articles: 1, 2, 3, 4). The offending dialogue:
Moe: "Who wants to abolish democracy forever? Show a hands!"
Carl: "I could really go for some kind of military dictator, like Juan Peron. When he 'disappeared' you, you stayed 'disappeared!' "
Lenny: "Plus his wife was Madonna."
Cooler minds, er, prevailed, and the request was refused. In addition, Mr. Pepe will be forceably restrained and injected with a sense of humor. (A boy can dream.)


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Sunday, April 13, 2008

...Priceless

As we're making snarky fashion critiques of Cristina anyway, we couldn't resist scanning this faux advert when we came across it in Perfil. Fabulous slogan at the bottom right (in case you can't read it): "Tu culo en sus manos."


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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Roundup: Life in the Zona Norte; Tax-Dodgers Busted...in Argentina?!

Tax evasion central: The Santa Bárbara "Country"


Perhaps echoing piquetero rock star Luis D'Elía's visceral hatred of the rich palefaces in the northern suburbs--or, actually, probably just doing there jobs--the head tax collector of Buenos Aires province, Santiago Montoya, and the mayor of Tigre, Sergio Massa, have used satellite imagery to bust tax-evaders in the zona norte gated "country" communities of Santa Calalina and Santa Bárbara. Their catch? 690 undeclared buildings, accounting for 188,000 sq. mt. of space, with an estimated debt of 6.3 million pesos.

Ruta 9 Pile-up

Further north on Ruta 9, near San Pedro, a multi-car-and-truck pileup--caused by low visibility from fog and smoke from burning grassland--claimed four lives and left 30 injured. It wasn't all bad for the folks north of here though: Argentina will open the bidding for a $650 million project to modernize the zona norte's dilapidated ex-San Martín train line this week. Not everybody's pleased, however. The Spanish daily El País published a tough front-page editorial today denouncing Cristina's dwindling image and her attempts to crack down on criticism of her government in the media.


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Foreign (Fashion) Policy

Presidenta fashion face off!

Covering the important news (as we do at this hardhitting investigative blog), today we point you to an article in today's Perfil covering Reina Cristina's propensity for Madonna-like multiple daily outfit changes. Specifically, the article notes that in 48 hours Cristina went through as many outfits as Presidents Bachelet (Chile) and Merkel (Germany) go through in a week. This suggests that either a) Bachelet and Merkel get a bit stanky by the time the weekend rolls around or b) Cristina is picking out that perfect ivory-on-ivory look with time that might better be spent on, oh, say, solving the campo crisis. But what do we know of these things?

On a parallel, self-publicizing note, some months back I wrote a Cristina politico-fashion critique--how heel height implies political style--for the English magazine Monocle. Enjoy.


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Friday, April 04, 2008

Parental Bribery, K Style

A Brand New Car!

Not that I would entrapolate this behaviour to her political maneuverings in the Pink House, but after traditional parenting techniques failed in Presidenta Cristina's attempts to get her daughter Florencia (AKA Florkey) to stop posting revealing photos on her flog, Noticias reports that the Presidenta bribed her with a new Mini Cooper to stop the postings. True or not, the florkey flog has been closed.


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