West Chelsea in Buenos Aires

Crobar’s first South American foray opens tonight, says this breathless press release. Let me quote:

The South American expansion advances crobar towards 'taking over the Americas,' and eventually, the global nightlife community, providing venues around the world with forward-thinking philosophies; outrageous aesthetics; mind blowing audio-visual capabilities; and the best DJs the world of electronic music has to offer.

I understand the lowercase c'd crobar has long been in capital c'd Chicago, but I've only known it as a relatively new, oversized boîte amid West Chelsea’s art galleries back in Manhattan. In a nod to the better weather down here, the 22,000-square-foot Buenos Aires version promises to go topless with a retractable roof. One last quote on BsAs:

Great architecture, a western mentality and a sense of style are a few ways that describe this great metropolis.

...But not very good ones. (Ok. I feel better; I've let enough snark out for now.)