Maradona sure does. I get ever more confused awaiting which international policelebutante will appear at soccer star's side. One day it's Fidel Castro, the next Hugo Chavez, and then in a curveball it's...Mike Tyson (who the next day got arrested in Sao Paolo--some things NEVER change). It's like the Argentine version of "Where's Waldo?": "Donde esta Diego?" [Photos via AP, AFP & Reuters]