Dude, I Did What? Daaaaamn.

Proving that the language barrier between them didn't stop Mike Tyson from teaching him something during their very odd meeting, Diego Maradona got into a good ol' club brawl and bonked someone in the head with a glass. But this was not your average melee. The club was in...Bora Bora. And the victim was none other than...the 1999 Miss Bora Bora. The former Polynesian booty embassador, Tumata Vaimarae, and Maradona's daughter Gianina had a bit of a tiff (oooooh, a multi-cultural catfight--that's HOT) and an unidentified man struck Gianina. Maradona threw his glass and, with him being more of a foot guy and all (Hand of God aside), he managed to clock the former Ms. Bora Bora instead of the dude. She required nine stiches and filed a complaint that could have tossed him in jail for three years. To settle the situation, he paid her $5,870 (justice is much cheaper in Bora Bora than Brooklyn--just ask Tyson).

Nice try Diego, but you need another lesson from Mike T. if you're ever going to break into the Bad Behavior Bigtime.

Former Miss Bora Bora accuses Maradona of glass attack [AFP]
Maradona pays model, charges dropped [UPI]