Cheto o Blitz?

Today, Grant of WUBA pointed me to the best of all blog posts (okay, I'm exaggerating, but only a bit), a post on Lake y su bizarre streaming of a 1981 cover of Gente magazine and the inside socioeconomic quiz, "¿Usted es cheto o es blitz?"

So how do you know where you stand in the chetoblitz universe? Well, for example, you're cheto if...

You say 'man' every other word.
You wear a copper bracelet on your left wrist.
You always go out in groups.
You wear your Walkman alllll day, even in the disco

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And you're blitz if...

You wear Texan cowboy boots.
You drink champagne from a highball glass...with ice.
You summer in Punta del Este.
You know how to ski.

It's all brilliant, really. And with a few replaced words, it could have been written today...