Fernando Lugo and (someone else's) baby (Source: La Nación)

Everybody loves sexy priest humor. So, after Paraguay's ex-bishop/President Fernando Lugo was accused of fathering not one but two babies during his time as a man of the cloth, it was inevitable that the naughty jokes would start flying. Happily, Clarín has compiled them in an article today titled, "Chistes y una cumbia, todo vale para reírse del caso." To whit:

* A local musical group, Los Angeles, has created a new Lugo cumbia with the lovely couplet, "Lugo tiene corazón/Pero no usó condón."

* Walls and bathrooms have been covered with the graffitis "El semental del Paraguay", "Superpapá" and my favorite, "Papá de todos los paraguayos"

* Theater veteran Carlitos Vera has announced the upcoming show "¡Grande Pa!", in which he will play a priest and the model Lilian Ruiz will play a maid from the countryside who comes to town and finds herself in a "situación embarazosa".

Tee hee, tee hee hee.