I was just--barely--getting over my ire at the American taxpayer funding of pro-Che book presentations at the Buenos Aires Book Fair when I read in this FoxNews story that the U.S. gov was funding the NIH to the tune of $400,000 to study why drunk gay men have risky sex in Buenos Aires gay bars. What's next? A taxpayer-funded study of risky drunk Castro-on-Che booty calls?

Let's be honest: I'm not offended at all. It's just fun to take faux offense at things. FoxNews makes a living off it (they are kidding about being offended, right?).