Usually when you talk about pork and politicians, you're referring to budgetary earmarks for legislators' pet projects.

Unless you're talking about sex.

This CFK quote from a recent Reuters story:

"I've just been told something I didn't know -- that eating pork improves your sex life. I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra," President Cristina Fernandez told leaders of the pig-farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."

Néstor Kirchner.

Nekkid.

Shudder, shudder.